Greg: Hey Dharma, will you please text the next door neighbor (the wife) so you can get the husband’s number so I can text him? I’ve asked Henry (oldest son) to text Jake (their oldest son) but he just won’t.
Dharma: Uh, no. I don’t feel like it. I’ll send you her contact info.
Greg: Oh. You sent me her number?
Dharma: Yep. You can do it. I’m not going to do your bidding for you.
(No snark. Just facts ma’am.)
Giggles! Yay me!